I met a funny man from Kalimantan<\/p>\n
he swam across the desert, then he melted into sand<\/p>\n
I asked him did it hurt a lot, he said “I’m feeling fine,<\/p>\n
but I’d be thinking better if I hadn’t lost my mind”<\/p>\n
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Chorus<\/p>\n
Oooooh, the cool wind blows<\/p>\n
and where it’s blowin no one knows<\/p>\n
but it sure keeps us on our toes<\/p>\n
that’s how it goes, that’s how it goes<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I went to see a king who got eaten by a frog<\/p>\n
I sang a song beside him on his favorite hollow log<\/p>\n
he tried to sing along with me but something in his throat<\/p>\n
sang out even louder, it turned out to be a…GOAT<\/p>\n
chorus<\/p>\n
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I knew a big man who built big trucks<\/p>\n
with sprockets in his pockets and twenty seven bucks<\/p>\n
he drove into the jungle for to catch himself a croc<\/p>\n
but the only thing he caught there was a case of chicken pox<\/p>\n
chorus<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
My friend chef Pierre has hardly any hair<\/p>\n
he blows his nose in hoses at the center of the fair<\/p>\n
he looks so very cute in his polka dotted suit<\/p>\n
strolling through the city with his purple spotted newt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I met a funny man from Kalimantan he swam across the desert, then he melted into sand I asked him did it hurt a lot, he said “I’m feeling fine, but I’d be thinking better if I hadn’t lost my mind” Chorus Oooooh, the cool wind blows and where it’s blowin no one knows … Continue reading “Silly Song – Kalimantan Man”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-writing","category-my-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":475,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions\/475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}