{"id":501,"date":"2014-09-07T13:01:28","date_gmt":"2014-09-07T20:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/?p=501"},"modified":"2014-09-07T13:01:30","modified_gmt":"2014-09-07T20:01:30","slug":"tallie-loves-provolone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"Tallie loves Provolone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I was making something for lunch and taking a small piece of some provolone that was left over from Kendra&#8217;s birthday. Tallie pipes up for a piece of provolone as well&#8230;&#8221;I love provolone&#8221;. I tell her the last time i had a whole piece it gave me gas and she better watch it. She smiles and says, &#8220;that&#8217;s ok, it&#8217;s worth it.&#8221; I asked if she was sure and she was totally down with it.<\/p>\n<p>Later that same day we&#8217;re driving in the van and Caleb let&#8217;s out a yell of disgust blaming Tallie for letting loose on some really stinky gas bombs in the back seat. He&#8217;s thoroughly unimpressed and Tallie&#8217;s trying to say she can&#8217;t help it and it&#8217;s not that bad&#8230;.then admits that it&#8217;s kind of bad. I say to everyone, &#8220;it&#8217;s ok, I warned Tallie about this earlier and she said it would be worth it&#8230;so it&#8217;s ok.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now we ask Tallie when she asks for something to eat, &#8220;would you like some provolone with that?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I was making something for lunch and taking a small piece of some provolone that was left over from Kendra&#8217;s birthday. Tallie pipes up for a piece of provolone as well&#8230;&#8221;I love provolone&#8221;. I tell her the last time i had a whole piece it gave me gas and she better watch it. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/?p=501\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tallie loves Provolone&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-kids","tag-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":502,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions\/502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rodsawatsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}