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I found a hair on my pear and i think it’s kind of rare
\nI got ants in my pants and it makes me want to dance
\nI got bling on my ring and it makes me wanna sing
\nGot a fly in my pie and I think i’m gonna die (it makes me wanna cry)<\/p>\n

gotta jiggle gotta wiggle when i really start to giggle
\nI hug my bear without a care when I’m in my underware
\nFeel like lead in my bed, i can’t even raise my head
\nI am tired, I got fired, I drink coffee to get wired<\/p>\n

verse omitted at Kendra’s request:<\/p>\n

I see red in my bed and I think i might be dead<\/p>\n

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