Our own silly song

I met a funny man in Kalimantan
he tried to cross the desert and melted in the sand
I asked him “did it hurt a lot?”
he said, “I’m feelin’ fine, but i’d be thinkin’ better if I hadn’t lost my mind”

Oh, the cool wind blows
and where it’s goin’ no one knows
but it sure keeps us on our toes
that’s how it goes
that’s how it goes

I went to see a king who got eaten by a frog
I sang a song beside him on his favorite hollow log
He tried to sing along with me but something in his throat
Sang out even louder, it turned out to be a goat

(chorus)

A really big man who built big trucks
had sprockets in his pockets and twenty-seven bucks
He drove into the jungle for to catch himself a croc
But the only thing he caught there was a case of chicken pox

Tallie came up with the “chicken pox” to rhyme with croc. Caleb had an alternate “rock” and “croc” which i worked into a different version…

Flying through the jungle
He climbed up on a rock
Much to his amazement
He was sitting on a croc

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