I met a funny man from Kalimantan
he swam across the desert, then he melted into sand
I asked him did it hurt a lot, he said “I’m feeling fine,
but I’d be thinking better if I hadn’t lost my mind”
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Oooooh, the cool wind blows
and where it’s blowin no one knows
but it sure keeps us on our toes
that’s how it goes, that’s how it goes
I went to see a king who got eaten by a frog
I sang a song beside him on his favorite hollow log
he tried to sing along with me but something in his throat
sang out even louder, it turned out to be a…GOAT
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I knew a big man who built big trucks
with sprockets in his pockets and twenty seven bucks
he drove into the jungle for to catch himself a croc
but the only thing he caught there was a case of chicken pox
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My friend chef Pierre has hardly any hair
he blows his nose in hoses at the center of the fair
he looks so very cute in his polka dotted suit
strolling through the city with his purple spotted newt