I found a hair on my pear and i think it’s kind of rare
I got ants in my pants and it makes me want to dance
I got bling on my ring and it makes me wanna sing
Got a fly in my pie and I think i’m gonna die (it makes me wanna cry)
gotta jiggle gotta wiggle when i really start to giggle
I hug my bear without a care when I’m in my underware
Feel like lead in my bed, i can’t even raise my head
I am tired, I got fired, I drink coffee to get wired
verse omitted at Kendra’s request:
I see red in my bed and I think i might be dead
